Planning San Antonio corporate events? Clandestine Events + Experiences brings strategic design and flawless execution to executive dinners, offsites, and retreats across the Alamo City.
From unique venue sourcing to comprehensive event management, we craft unforgettable experiences tailored to your goals. Explore our expertise in San Antonio event planning.
Exploring premier locations across the Alamo City for executive events.
Explore San Antonio with our curated map of executive-worthy venues, restaurants, and experience partners. Use it to spark ideas, plan site visits, or just see what’s possible.
Our curation criteria for executive-quality venues & vendors
Sophisticated settings appropriate for high-level business discussions
Private dining options and spaces conducive to confidential conversations
Outstanding cuisine and service that reflects well on your organization
Convenient access to business districts and executive accommodations
Our events don’t just happen, they create stories worth telling. Here’s what attendees and partners had to say
Working with and hiring Clandestine to help produce and execute our reception was one of the best decisions we made while planning our event. They were extremely professional, organized, enthusiastic and prepared. With an abbreviated planning window they created unique and custom ideas to help bring our vision to life, managed all vendor logistics and communication, helped keep us to the agreed-upon budget and were extremely adaptable when needing to problem solve and find quick solutions. In hiring their team we were confident we could rely on them during our busiest time of year to stay on top of all of the details, help follow up with us to meet deadlines and not only get the job done but get it done in the best way possible. They exceeded all expectations – we couldn’t have been more impressed with their work and are extremely grateful for their time and services. They are an all-star organization!
Clandestine did a FANTASTIC job – frankly, they blew the effing doors off (to quote Michael Caine) and we LOVE them. Supreme client service, backed up with edgy creative, solid event management and a great sense of humor. There is not a curved ball they cannot catch! I could not recommend them more highly. Thanks to Chrisy, Kelley (and Steve in the shadows) for all you do for us. We love you! Here’s to the next one!
CLANDESTINE IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!!!! If I could give them a 10 star review I would. Kelley and Steve are very professional and easy to work with. They go above and beyond in all that they do. They put together a work event for my company at the Orpheum Theater; the place looked magical. We had over 200 guest and they all mentioned that this is a night they would never forget.
With less than a week to finish planning a corporate retreat in New Orleans, I happened across Clandestine Events and reached out to them to see if they could help. Clandestine’s Kelley Troia was a miracle worker. She listened closely to my requirements, put together a custom plan and went to work. Somehow she managed to galvanize an incredible assortment of joy makers. They not only provided the best team-building activity for my group at Music Box Village, but they orchestrated a truly magical experience that bonded us as a team and created wonderful shared memories. These people know what they are doing and they are the best at it. I cannot recommend them enough.
One strategic evening that moves business forward
The one dinner that changes everything.
Where six months of ‘relationship building’ becomes three hours of real connection.
No small talk. No awkward moments. Just the right people having the conversations that matter.
Investment: From $10,000
Turnaround: As fast as 7 days
Turn generic offsites into experiences people actually want to attend
Whether you’re planning a leadership retreat, high-stakes offsite, or cross-functional summit, get our proven framework that turns obligatory attendance into genuine anticipation.
Includes everything from pre-event communications to our “surprise every 30 minutes” timeline.
From offsites to brand launches, we handle everything
For teams who don’t have time to piece it together. We design high-stakes experiences that drive alignment, loyalty, and results. From 10-person offsites to 500-person summits, we handle everything from strategy through execution.
This is full Clandestine magic, nothing left to chance.
Scope: Executive retreats, leadership summits, VIP dinners, investor events
Scale: 10 to 500+ attendees
That tells me something: You’re tired of safe. You’re done with generic. You want an experience that people can’t stop talking about. Here’s the truth: Every day you wait is another forgettable event someone else is throwing. Another missed opportunity to create the connections that change everything. I only take on 20 events per year. Not because I can’t do more. Because I won’t. Every Clandestine experience gets my complete obsession, from that first spark of an idea to the moment your last guest leaves still buzzing about what just happened.
The question isn’t whether you need an unforgettable event.
It’s whether you’ll create it before your competition does.
