Guide • For EAs and Chiefs of Staff
Written for Executive Assistants and Chiefs of Staff who inherited an offsite planning assignment and need to get it right without becoming an event producer.
If you're an EA or Chief of Staff, this guide exists because you asked for it. Not in so many words — but in the 200+ phone calls we've taken over 14 years from people in your role who inherited an offsite planning assignment two weeks before a board meeting, a Monday morning, or a redeye flight.
Here's what we've learned watching this specific buyer navigate this specific problem.
Most CEOs delegate the offsite to an EA with a budget number and one sentence: "I want it to be good." That's the first problem. Without a more specific brief — what does the CEO want the team walking out of this thinking? — you're shopping blind.
Before you talk to a single vendor, get the CEO to answer one question: "What's the one conversation you want to hear at dinner on the second night?"
The answer to that question tells you the venue, the agenda, the facilitator, the room layout, the music, and whether there's a fireside at all. It's the Rosetta Stone of the whole event.
Leadership team, 8–15 people, 2–3 days. Goal: get on the same page about strategy for the next 12 months. Best when there's been a change — new board member, new CFO, new product line.
What to optimize for: a room small enough that no one can hide. Round tables or U-shape. A facilitator who can handle conflict without letting it escalate.
Leadership + next layer down, 25–60 people, 2 days. Goal: align the broader leadership bench with the strategy the exec team already set.
What to optimize for: breakouts that are facilitated (not self-organized). Real exposure to the exec team — not just on-stage presentations.
Top performers across the org, 50–300 people, 3–4 days. Goal: recognition, retention, cultural reset.
What to optimize for: a destination that feels earned. Specific, not generic. Avoid anywhere that says "luxury resort" in the URL.
If the answers to #3 and #4 are vague, keep looking. Great producers have dozens of war stories and handle change orders without emotional escalation.
Most RFPs include a number. Don't give your number away unless you know what you're getting for it.
Instead, share the business outcome you need and ask the producer to come back with a range. "We need our leadership team walking out aligned on strategy, energized, and talking about this 6 months later. What does that cost for 12 people, 3 days, in New Orleans?"
A producer who gives you a single number is guessing. One who gives you a range — and explains what changes between the low and high end — understands the work.
Once you know the destination, our Little Black Book has the tactical intel: private dining rooms with transport logistics, booking windows, and curator notes on 17 cities including New Orleans, Austin, Nashville, and San Francisco.
Tell us what you're producing. We'll tell you if we can help — and if not, we'll point you to someone who can.
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